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Shaken, not stirred...
That's how I like them.
Created on 2005-08-08 11:14:27 (#7960379), last updated 2006-03-24
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Basic Info| Name: | notjudelaw |
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| Birthdate: | 07-14 |
| Location: | Van Buren, Arkansas, United States |
BioYou know that twistie tie on the bread that you get from the store?
Well, when you try to take it off, you have to twist it one way, and then the other, and once you get too many twists in, you can't give up, because you've already started, so you've gone on this uphill battle with your loaf of bread for the entire morning, and when the loaf is finally free of it's plastic chastity belt, you really don't feel like eating anymore.
But, you've all got enough problems, don't mind me.
Well, when you try to take it off, you have to twist it one way, and then the other, and once you get too many twists in, you can't give up, because you've already started, so you've gone on this uphill battle with your loaf of bread for the entire morning, and when the loaf is finally free of it's plastic chastity belt, you really don't feel like eating anymore.
But, you've all got enough problems, don't mind me.
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